So I stole this off of Amanda's blog but oh well i thought it was hilarious so i am posting it too.. plus it was 2006
Questions? Answers? the questions are classic. but no answer!!
1. why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing???
2. how does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work???
3. why are cigarettes sold in gas stations where smoking is prohibited???
4. if a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of it's nose???
5. why do they put braile dots on a drive up ATM???
6. why isn't the word "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards???
7. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? (hah! i've never thought of that! but it is very true lol!!)
8. why is it called a "TV set" when you only get one???
9. why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing???
10. why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream???
Do these questions confuse you as much as they did me??? lol i love it!!
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Those are funny. Do cows laugh? (You are missing some serious neighborhood action, a sheriff pulled in and then out of our driveway, 30 mins ago, and now there is a sheriff parked in the driveway across the street, facing the house. What is going on?!.....oh, AND the blender somehow turned itself on last night, a couple of times. When I heard it, I thought maybe daddy was vacuuming or something, but he wasn't.....it was like 3 am. I was very very SCARED!....I made Ronald investigate.)
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